I’m prime minister from next week STOP ALL BOATS ALL MUSLIMS AND ILLEGAL INVADERS! Council Tax. CANCELLED TV Licence. CANCELLED Bring back #Woolworths Every family get a free online monthly food shop £300 limit. Free bus fair for life and trains. Petrol free

It’s time. Time to go back to what we all loved in Britain, going to #Woolies #Woolworths for a massive fat pic ‘n’ mix. Someone with money must bring it back !! I know it’s #Christmas #Xmas but ignore that bit even though I put the tree up yday. 🇬🇧 www.britify.uk 🇬🇧